When your teacher tells you to sit down
idek anymore
Posted on 19th Oct at 3:40 PM, with 15,244 notes
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cool college guy recipe:
- hot dog on pizza
what you will need:
- hotdog
- pizza
- oven
ingredients:
- 1hotdog
- preheat oven
- hotdog on pizza
- pizza in oven
- microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
- 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza
Do you do weddings
i do whatever the hell i waint
Posted on 19th Oct at 12:44 AM, with 136,363 notes
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Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
Posted on 19th Oct at 12:34 AM, with 47,852 notes
Revolutionary
Posted on 19th Oct at 12:33 AM, with 28,473 notes
aidn:
i just had a huge moment of realisation in this lecture and need to tell you all right now. in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith watches the film Shrek. this means that dreamworks animation studios exists in this universe. this would mean that the film Shark Tale, in which Will Smith voices an animated fish also exists in the I Am Legend universe and I’m not sure what this means
Posted on 19th Oct at 12:29 AM, with 5,957 notes
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Posted on 18th Oct at 10:18 PM, with 22,837 notes
i wanna hold ur stupid fuckin hand and kiss ur stupid fuckin lips and lean against ur stupid fuckin shoulder and cuDDLE UP WITH YOU UNDER THE STUPID FUCKIN BLANKETS AND HAVE STUPID FUCKIN CONVOS W U ABOUT EVERYTHIN G GOD IM SO MAD UR SO FUCKIN CUTE
